Sunday, July 27, 2014

Week 2: Reflecting On Being An Evil Russian

Current Weight:  240.8 lbs.
Tough Mudder Countdown: 104 days


            Routine Completed:

Mon.
Tues.
Wed.
Thurs.
Fri.
Sat.
Sun.


Week 1
Chest & Back
Plyometrics
Shoulders & Arms

Yoga X

Legs & Back
Circle B Ranch 5k
I’m Sleeping, leave me alone…

Battle Ropes
Cranes Roost 5k
Battle Ropes
Treadmill 5k
Battle Ropes













Week 2
Chest & Back
Plyometrics
Shoulders & Arms
Yoga X

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Battle Ropes
Recumbant Bike (45min)
Recumbant Bike (45min)
Recumbant Bike (45min)
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So this week I will admit I rather took a slacker approach to it. My sister came into town to celebrate her birthday and I did not adhere to my diet and workout routine at all. I really need to buckle down and stick to it hardcore. My sister, though, did point out something I think I may want to adopt for my own diet routine, and that is doing the atkins diet.


            I need to drop 40-60 lbs. within the next 3 months prior to this race, and with me working out twice a day and chronically cheating on my diet on the weekends, I need a more thorough game plan. I think adopting the atkins diet to some degree will help me hit my weight loss goal and with the massive amount of protein typically consumed using that diet routine it shouldn’t deteriorate my muscle mass too much while doing p90x either. 


            I’ve also concluded that the battle ropes routine, while accomplishing what I had initially wanted of combining an upper body routine with a cardio routine, isn’t as effective as just doing simple cardio as biking or running from the get go which is what I need in regards to basic weight loss so I can do the more complex routines I want to do to prepare for this race. They always say that a diet is 80% of the workout routine, right? Time to put that into practice finally.


On a side note, I would like to reflect on a previous workout routine I attempted a few months back call the Evil Russian Push Up Regime. It was designed to add at least an inch to your arms and chest within a 2 week period, but sadly it is quickly depleted (as I have learned). Here are my results I did when I first attempted this routine:


Evil Russian Push-up Regime!

WEEK 1
Mon: 100% test, relative intensity (RI) 30% Set frequency (SF) 60 min 15
Tues: RI 50% SF 60 min 25
Wed: RI 60% SF 45 min 30
Thurs: RI 25% SF 60 min 13
Fri: RI 45% SF 30 min 23
Sat: RI 40% SF 60 min 20
Sun: RI 20% SF 90 min 10

WEEK 2
Mon: 100% test RI 35% SF 45 min 18
Tues: RI 55% SF 20 min 28
Wed: RI 30% SF 15 min 15
Thurs: RI 65% SF 60 min 33
Fri: RI 35% SF 45 min 18
Sat: RI 45% SF 60 min 23
Sun: RI 25% SF 120 min 13

WEEK 3
Mon: 100% test

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2/17/14 Monday
Day 1
100% test (50 push-ups)
15 every 60 minutes
(7a-10p=15*15=225+50=275 push-ups)
I set the bar at 50 push ups because of this routine works I will probably
incorporate it into my normal workout routine. Today I only did 15 push ups
every hour so it wasn't too bad. I can already feel it in my shoulders really
starting to ache. If I count the initial 50 set I did this morning I did 275
push ups today (7am-10pm=15*15=225+50=275). Tomorrow it bumps from 30% to 50%
every 60 minutes. This Russian test is going to either make or break me...or
just give me really awesome moobs. Either way I'm going to need epson salt after
this one.

2/18/14 Tuesday
Day 2
25 every 60 minutes
(6a-5p=11*25=275 push-ups)
25 push-ups every 60 minutes...not too bad, though I'm finally starting to feel
it in my arms. I'm going to stop a few hours early though since in seeing
Flogging Molly tonight. (6a-5p=11*25=275).

2/19/14 Wednesday
Day 3
30 every 45 minutes
(6a-915p=20*30=600 push-ups)
Thus far this was the most trying day into this program. I can feel my muscles
starting to get bigger on my back and I'm craving meat, which means I need to
start packing on more protein or this entire two weeks will be in vain. Good
thing I found those Bolthouse things next to the naked shakes in Publix that
actually taste good and have 30g of protein in them, heh.

2/20/14 Thursday
Day 4
13 every 60 minutes
(6a-6p=13*12=156 push-ups)
Today was a light day and I cheated horribly. I'm not sure how much protein to
incorporate into my  diet plus it was a free bar tab and food for Qmed at
Bahamas breeze. I need to learn better restraint...and i might just not go to
ren fair this weekend just  to prove it to myself.

2/21/14 Friday
Day 5
23 every 30 minutes
(6a-8p=28*23=644 push-ups)
It honestly wasn't as bad as I was anticipating. Possibly might have been the
reason it wasn't so bad. At least that got the last hard day for this week out
of the way. Now I fear for Monday.

2/22/14 Saturday
Day 6
20 every 60 minutes
(7a-12a=17*20=340 push-ups)
Obscure places I did push-ups today:
-Bojangles lobby
-SAMs club isle
-Qdobas parking lot
-Home Depot isle
Since they were spaces so far apart and it's so much less than what I had to do
the other day the sets weren't bad at all. I am starting to get concerned about
my wrists aching though so i think I'll start doing more sets on my knuckles
instead of palms.

2/23/14 Sunday
Day 7
10 every 90 minutes
(7a-930p=100 push-ups)
Cake day, though my parent came and treated me to Toojays Deli and the sets
following that killed m good coma.

2/23/14 Monday
Day 8
18 every 45 min
(6a-9p=20*18=360 push-ups)
Today was kind of interesting. I was craving doing more push ups. And after my
run I wanted to keep running. I'm in rare form today. Hopefully this energy
spike lasts throughout the week.

2/24/14 Tuesday
Day 9
28 every 20 minutes
(6a-720p=41*28=1148 push-ups)
Today about killed me. This looks like this was the hardest day in the program
but I could be wrong. It's definitely been the hardest thus far. Hopefully
things will only level out at this point instead of getting more intense.

2/25/14 Wednesday
Day 10
15 every 15 minutes
(6a-8pm=60*15=900 push-ups)
I had to modify today a bit and change it to doing 30 push-ups every 30 minutes
so I could actually do my job. My muscles are getting pretty stiff so I guess I
should actually start stretching. I think it might be a good idea.

2/26/14 Thursday
Day 11
33 every 60 minutes
(6a-10p=16*33=528 push-ups)
The muscle confusion caused by today from the frantic amount I was doing
yesterday has been devastating. My arms feel like limp noodles. Thank Chthulu I
only have 3 more days of this...

2/27/14 Friday
Day 12
18 every 45 minutes
(6a-9p=21*18=378 push-ups)
-today I think was designed to be a gloating day. Every set I just felt
thoroughly empowered and kept wanting to do more. I guess is the come down to
the intense part of the program that is supposed to help level out the newly
built arm muscles. I may end up skipping tomorrow since in going to ren fair but
who knows? I may just end up doing push ups with a turkey leg in my mouth.

2/28/14 Saturday
Day 13
23 every 60 minutes
(6a-11a=17*23=391 push-ups)
I doubt I did the entirety of what I was supposed to considering I have blood
and day drank all day at the ren fair, but I did it when I remembered it and I
did it while insulting many naysayers and passerbys. Tomorrow is my last day of
this program...thank Chthulu...

3/01/14 Sunday
Day 14
13 every 120 minutes
(7a-830p=10*13=130 push-ups)
Finally! Done with the program! I can quit being a push up nazi now! I wonder
how quickly my arms will now deteriorate since I'm not doing push-ups on an
hotly basis now. I guess I'll find out sooner rather than later.

3/02/14 Monday
Day 15
100% test
50 push ups (kept routine basic for scientific purposes).


     I will probably attempts this routine again a few weeks prior to the race so ee if it will, help, and hopefully it will benefit me when the time comes.


Here goes nothing,


Will


\m/